watch your toes

So i pulled Schuyler out of the car only to find that she had either (a) been in a secret 15 round boxing match in the back seat or (b) learned how to pick her nose and needs her nails trimmed. And to keep with the bloody talk, her Dad managed to drop a 35 lb weight on his big toe. In case you have ever wondered "what would happen if i slipped and dropped this weight on my toe?" I can tell you that the toe will indeed break and also bleed a surprising amount and you will hobble around for a lot longer than you would imagine.