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Today Schuyler was gracious enough to receive her Godmother and her first cousins, Mitchell and Walker. I think it took a second for the boys to wrap their minds around the fact that the milk in the bottle actually came from their Aunt's body. Their morning cereal will probably never be the same. And, yet, how strange is it that we think that drinking milk made for a baby cow is a good idea?

In any case, she did some socialising before her afternoon siesta.

And slept all afternoon until midnight when her parents decided to go to bed. At precisely the point that her parents shut their eyes, she decided to test the volume control on her lungs. It goes to "11".


I think good training for having a baby would be to hire an ambulance and park it in your bedroom. Then at undisclosed and random moments throughout the night, turn on the siren. Then get up, poop on your hands and wee on the floor and then clean it all up. Repeat. Schuyler is now a fully functioning baby. And we are mostly grateful.