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No feet where we eat! I think Schuyler is taking this 'island girl' thing a little too far. We're laid back here but we're not slobs. She has taken to propping a foot up on the 'table' while she eats, pausing occasionally to paint it with whatever foodstuff she has in hand. I flash forward 20 years and I can see her with a pack of Cheetos and an empty six pack of Bud watching re-runs of Jerry Springer. It's not a good sight. We're gonna have to put her under heavy manners.