a taste of christmas day

Our gourmet tasters tested every gift in turn: Schuyler thought the green foil wrapping paper had a distinct "metallic taste - like licking a double AA battery only softer"

while she thought the photo book from Santa (complete with imposter family photo) tasted "like chicken - or what i have heard chicken tastes like"

the beautiful spoon from Nan proved that, while she wasn't born with a silver spoon in her mouth, she certainly inserted one there as soon as it was given to her.

Cousin Finn preferred the stackable ring tower which he said tasted "like Fisher Price with a hint of Mattel"