The Adventures of Schuyler and Charlie

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Now and then...part 3
















A year ago when we saw that wriggly little thing on the ultrasound we knew intellectually what was ahead for us but emotionally we couldn't have prepared for the strange, beautiful, tiring, amazing, frustrating and lovely road ahead. A year ago, Schuyler was taking one nine month long bath on the inside of her Mommy. Now, they can share the fun.



Friday, December 12, 2008

batman smells, robin laid an egg






So Baby Jail has a Christmas Concert every year. This included a day of rehearsal where we had to drop Schuyler off with a car seat at a church hall (i'm pretty sure we dropped her off at the right one, however, there are a lot of churches here so who knows.. we did get her back though). We were pretty cheesed off about this because we wondered what kind of rehearsing you can do with babies who can barely sit up without assistance and who have a nasty habit of pooing their pants. We weren't even going to go but we were in town to get Schuyler's flu shot before we left for the great white north and we had some other stuff to do so we popped in. I'm really glad we did. If you are wondering what babies can be 'trained' to do at this age, it turns out they will shake almost anything you put in their hands which, if the thing turns out to be bells and you play Christmas music in the background and arrange them all on stage in costume, turns out to be pretty darn cute.
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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Sleepy Bear

Yes, its true...this is our hibernating bear. What would possess us to photograph our sleeping infant in the middle of the night?

We couldn't resist her cute, snuggly self. She rolls around her crib clutching her little puppy blanket, sometimes gumming its ears. Like many new parents we often find ourselves fascinated by our bear cub...especially in hibernation mode.


























Tuesday, December 9, 2008

7 whole months



Schuyler endured the rigours of her 7 month check up with curiosity and aplomb. She didn't mind Dr. West listening to her chest (i believe what he heard through the stethascope was "feed me"). Dr. West said that she was 27" for height and 18lbs 13oz and that she obviously underfed and that we should do more to fatten her up. Apparently for Bermuda standards, she is underweight by about 55 lbs. He recommended a vat of Crisco lard per day until she achieves her ideal weight.

Monday, December 8, 2008

i know what i want... and how to get it




If Schuyler were aware of the calendar and the way we measure time, i bet she would want to wish her papa ward a happy 70th birthday even though he is upside down right now in Australia. She sure is lucky to know that dude.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Little Drummer Girl




She bangs the drums... well, she plays the spoons. To occupy her milk and rice cereal addled mind while i washed her dishes, we gave her a selection of spoons. This went down surprisingly well and the spoons are now competing with "plastic measuring cups" for the title of favourite toy.
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Monday, December 1, 2008

yet another bathtime

 

 

 

 


This little girl sure does like water... which is a good thing when you are born on an island six hundred miles away from the nearest land mass.
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Sunday, November 30, 2008

a day at the zoo - part 437



I've always liked the Bermudian Aquarium Museum and Zoo. I liked the ambitious nature of someone trying to create an aquarium AND a museum AND a zoo all on a plot of land smaller than the average Toys R Us. However, this having-a-kid thing has caused more visits than i think human interest allows. I think i would qualify as a guide. At random, i will correct people's interpretation of the destructive algae chart as i wander through the exhibits. But Schuyler is finding it more and more fascinating and therefore you will be subjected to more and more posts of her in front of the same exhibits at marginally different ages. Maybe i'm just saving ammunition for when she turns on me in the turbulent teenage years and tries to argue that i don't love her. When clearly i love her more than even myself (and i didn't think that was possible... and neither did her mother).

i dig redheads


Sure, Jackson may get jealous but Schuyler likes to keep her options open when it comes to boys. Hence Théo (Alex and Priscillia Potts' son) gets a look see from our cub. As with most men her age, he seems relatively indifferent to her coquettish advances.
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verticals





I'm a little anally retentive about my photo posts... so these are the vertical ones from the BAMZ visit number 437